And Take it From me, Comedy Shows Are No Fun!
Comedy show ticket hawker: Hey, come to a comedy show. It will be fun! C’mon! Gary Gulman: Dude, I’m Gary Gulman! –Outside IFC Center, 6th Ave
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Guy accepting donations: Help feed the homeless! Even terrorists can help feed the homeless!–34th & 7thOverheard by: sugar ray mcgrath Hobo: If you see an unattended bag or package, please report...
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Comedy promoter guy: Gentlemen, are you interested in seeing some comedy?Guy: I’ve already seen your shitty show!–78th & Broadway
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Stand-up comedy promoter: That’s right folks! I’m not scary.Teen girl: Riiight.Stand-up comedy promoter, screaming after her: I don’t bite! I don’t have rabies! I took medication, and they said I’d be...
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Perfume guy: Gucci! Gucci! Gucci’ll get you a hoochie!–Macy’sOverheard by: alisonWoman selling belongings on street: Look here, deodorant! Brand new! One dollar.–44th, between Lex & 3rdHawker with...
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Girl to friend: I wonder what’s the difference between hard tacos and soft tacos.–Line at Taco Bell, Queens Mall Food CourtOverheard by: NTAGuy talking to his friend: I don’t believe there is a first...
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Comedy guy: I like your accent. Where you from?Tourist: Ohio.Comedy guy: You sound disappointed.Tourist: Have you ever been to Ohio?Comedy guy: Good point.–41st & Broadway
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Guy: Hey, this might sound creepy but I have a picture of you on my wall.Jon Stewart: That is creepy. Do you live in a comedy club?–Cupcake Cafe, 18th & 26th
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Comedy club guy: Come see a comedy show, it's way better than next to normal!Teenage girl: Bitch, please.–Times SquareOverheard by: Ali
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Stand-up “Comic”: So did you all hear this? Hitler was gay, apparently. Heckler: No, Hitler was Jewish! –Comedy Cellar, MacDougal Street Overheard by: Chris
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Promoter guy: Stand-up comedy! Are you interested in seeing some stand-up comedy tonight? Hey, I’m asking you a question. Dude: Oh, no thanks. Promoter guy: Oh, well, we also have stand-up misery....
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Comedy Club guy: Hey, do you girls want to come to a great comedy show? Girl: No thanks. Comedy Club guy: Oh, no, not with me. I’m gay. –Penn Station
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Guy: So how come you were late today? Girl: I really had to take a dump, otherwise my downward-facing dog was gonna be a non-housebroken one. –Broadway & Houston Overheard by: Daniel Motta
View ArticleAnd Take it From me, Comedy Shows Are No Fun!
Comedy show ticket hawker: Hey, come to a comedy show. It will be fun! C’mon! Gary Gulman: Dude, I’m Gary Gulman! –Outside IFC Center, 6th Ave
View ArticleAt Least Wednesday One-Liners Are Pretty
Girl to friend: I wonder what’s the difference between hard tacos and soft tacos. –Line at Taco Bell, Queens Mall Food Court Overheard by: NTA Guy talking to his friend: I don’t believe there is a...
View ArticleOhioans Have Accents?
Comedy guy: I like your accent. Where you from?Tourist: Ohio.Comedy guy: You sound disappointed.Tourist: Have you ever been to Ohio?Comedy guy: Good point. –41st & Broadway
View ArticleBipolar Teenagers Are Lousy Audiences, Anyway
Comedy club guy: Come see a comedy show, it's way better than next to normal!Teenage girl: Bitch, please. –Times Square Overheard by: Ali
View ArticleDIE HACK DIE
Stand-up “Comic”: So did you all hear this? Hitler was gay, apparently. Heckler: No, Hitler was Jewish! –Comedy Cellar, MacDougal Street Overheard by: Chris
View ArticleBy “Picture” I Mean “Life-Sized Doll” and By “Wall” I Mean “Bed”
Guy: Hey, this might sound creepy but I have a picture of you on my wall.Jon Stewart: That is creepy. Do you live in a comedy club? –Cupcake Cafe, 18th & 26th
View ArticleTwenty Drink Minimum
Promoter guy: Stand-up comedy! Are you interested in seeing some stand-up comedy tonight? Hey, I’m asking you a question. Dude: Oh, no thanks. Promoter guy: Oh, well, we also have stand-up misery....
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